Birch bark letter

Another birch bark... letter? Moreover, with characters already known to you. I didn’t redraw it, sorry, just keep the text and translation.

==CAUTION DEFENSE VOCABULARY==

Front side:

“Be strong, come on!” And if you answer us truthfully: are you a good friend, or are you lying on your side? Here's what we say: take courage, come, and Lodn with me, and let's direct our steps in the direction of Stursk. Well, you see, because you can direct your dicks - now the day will come, and how gloomy will I see your face? So be it, let me tell you my news and shit on your head, forget your friend and leave them in the land of strangers. From Pistrago and Virꙗza, from Khvarsh.”

Reverse side:

“Greetings from Skapataros! Pray mightily to Ohrmazda, and yours will dry up and die in stone for the words that we speak. Neither can you walk on the ground, nor can you fly anywhere: the gestures of the midnight wind from the air of winter will come and will sweep away from the earth together. There was snow, but two days ago the God of Wisdom had mercy and the heat came. Wait, my friend, it’s not far off.”

Translation:

“Be strong, Emed! But answer me truthfully: are you a good friend to me or a hair-fucking (???) couch potato? After all, he told me this: I will come in Berezna - and Lodin with me - and we will direct our steps to the Stur country. I see that you can only direct your dick - for pollen has already arrived today, and how can I see your vile face? I ask this swift bird to give you my message and shit on your head, because you forgot your [two] friends and left them in a foreign land. From Motley and Virjaz, from Khvarsh.”

“Greetings from Skaptaros! I strongly pray to Ohrmazd that your eggs dry up and turn into stones for the words that you spoke to me. We can neither walk on the ground nor fly in the clouds: cruel northern winds with winter weather came here and confused us [the two] along with the earth. We were covered with snow, and only two days ago the God of Wisdom had mercy on us and sent a mighty heat. Wait for us, friend, we’ll be leaving soon.”

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